Mindless Accidents

Ron gets really cranky when he does something dumb that he just can't blame on me.

He came in one night in a really BAD mood.  He said "Get in the car and take me to

the E.R.!"  I really wasn't the one who mashed his hand between his tractor steering wheel

and a tree that caused him to have lots of stitches in his finger.

                         What goes around comes around! 

I was going out of the driveway in Ron's van.  I noticed the passenger side door was ajar.

I stopped and opened the door to close it all the way.  During the process my foot slipped

off the brake and the van backed up.  The door was wide open and it hit the telephone pole.

Oops!  The door almost came off.  I was in big trouble.  You don't want to be in BIG trouble

with Ron when you do something really stupid!  I heard about it big time for about 3 days. Ron

had the door repaired or replaced.  All of a sudden, one day he just stopped complaining to me
about the van door.  I thought it was odd that I had gotton off the STUPID hood that quick.

I was walking around outside. I walked to the lake to see what Ron was doing down there.  He
was standing by the van, looking very disgusted.  The windshield was busted and the top of the
van was smashed.  He had been on the drag line.  He hadn't paid attention to how close the van
was.  Well, you get the picture.  The van was pretty close to totalled.  WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND! 

I use to really get my feelings hurt, but now, YOU KNOW WHAT?  I just laugh at the things Ron
says and does.  I believe we laugh more now because WE ARE JUST TWO MINDLESS WONDERS!